Nine words women use

 Nine words women use... 
 
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 
 
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. 
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more  Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 
 
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means 
something, 
And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing 
 Usually end in fine. 
 
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do 
 It! 
 
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement 
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an 
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing 
 with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning
of nothing.) 

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous 
statements a women 
 can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think
long and hard 
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
Faint. Just say 
you're welcome. 

 8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 

 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
 statement, meaning 
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but 
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man 
asking 'What's 
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. 

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments
they can 
avoid if they remember the terminology. 

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good
laugh, cause they know it's true.